This Is A Real Thing That Is Definitely Real Because Someone Said So, So

The real mystery here is not whether or not that night-vision photo of a Forest Goblin is real, but rather HOW THAT GIRL GOT A JOB ON TELEVISION?! Girl clearly dropped out of Specs Howard even though all her classes were only pass/fail! “I don’t EVEN know what that is.” Way to go, Murphy Brown. “Woah, really creepy.” Hand over all your Pulitzers, Bob Woodward, you’re done. Walter Cronkite is up in heaven being like “at least they are back in good hands.” (Via DailyWhat.)