Ke$ha’s “We R Who We R” Video Might Be The Worst Ke$ha Video Yet, If It Is Even Possible For Something To Be Any Worse Than Her Previous Videos

Am I missing something? Is every single last jail cell in America full? Is that the problem? Because let me tell you something: WE CAN SOLVE THAT PROBLEM. The solution is called: put Ke$ha on a trash barge and send that trash barge out into the middle of the ocean. What is she wearing? Don’t answer that. I don’t want to know. “Well, it’s a combination of scrap metal and meat glue–” I said I don’t want to know. Cool tequila product placement, though. So awesome. Fuck yeah. Bottle of tequila! Shit yeah. So sick. Kill me. Dump my body anywhere. (Via BuzzFeed.)

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