Juggalo Toy Drive, You Guys

Videogum declared a moratorium on Juggalo news this summer after Insane Clown Posse fans threw feces on Tila Tequila because ENOUGH. At a certain point, it stops being fun to laugh at assholes when they’re reminding you super hard what assholes they are. For the most part, that moratorium will remain in place, because on top of not wanting to support and publicize the disreputable behavior of racist, misogynist, anti-Semitic homophobes, it was also just getting boring. Yes, we know, CLOWN MAKEUP! That shit was wearing off in the metaphorical rain of our over-attention. Team maggots! But it’s Christmastime, and that is a time for coming together. It is also a time for hedging a little bit on your moratoriums if it means getting to post another truly INCREDIBLE Juggalo HQ greenscreen 9-minute infomercial featuring Sugar Slam. (Just in general, I feel like Sugar Slam News doesn’t really count as Juggalo News because Sugar Slam News is THE BEST NEWS.)

This year, Sugar Slam reminds us all that we’ve got to think about the fucking kids.

Aww. As they always say, it’s the thought that counts, and the thought in this case is “the shit has still got to be worth at least five bucks, with the tags, fags.” HAPPY HOLIDAYS, MY NINJAS. (Via @bigviolentj.)