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That’s Your Girlfriend: Lori Davenport

“Over time, I have definitely found that what I am attracted to has changed. The more that I come to know myself, the more that I can finally pinpoint what exactly it is that I’m looking for in a partner, you know? So, like, I used to think that I wanted someone who shared my taste in books, or who knew how to cook, or who had a welcoming family that I could get to know and become a part of. Now, most of that stuff doesn’t matter as much to me. My girl can read whatever she wants, it doesn’t have any affect on what I’m reading. If she can’t cook, there are plenty of people who can, they are called professional chefs and they’re all over the place. And I’ve got a family, turns out I don’t need a second one. At this point in my life, what I’ve finally come to understand is that the person I’ve been looking for all my life is someone who will spend upwards of five days in a tent outside of a strip-mall Best Buy in Florida waiting for a discount on a fucking TV. Soul mates.”

–You

I HOPE THEY OFFER A MEGA DISCOUNT ON WEDDING RIIIIIIIIIIINGS. (Thanks for the tip, Shanna.)