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The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Dude Gets Ponytail Caught In Weight Machine

Oh man. This is even better than that Radiolab video, “Words,” and that Radiolab video, “Words,” was pretty good! It’s basically a visual poem. It is a garbage bag caught in a crossbreeze and dancing JUST FOR US. (Whispers: for 15 minutes.) “But, Gabe, how do you write a caption for something so beautiful and perfect?” Not my problem! Your problem! Now solve it!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. BEEFCAKE! (Video via Arbroath.)