Man Forced To Eat His Own Beard During Fight Over Lawnmower, Obviously

Not really sure why this is even a news story, and certainly unclear as to why it’s being posted on the Internet. Headline: “Normal Fight Occurs.” I’m not saying it’s pretty, but you get a couple of men in a room and/or barn, and eventually one of them is going to force the other to eat his own beard in a dispute over a lawnmower and/or milk extractor. It’s just human nature. And it’s going to keep being human nature until we can evolve into spectral beings of pure energy carried on the wind of thought. At which point we will get in fights over cloudmowers, and force each other to eat our own auras. What? (Thanks for the tip, Joel and Nick.)