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That’s Your Boyfriend: The “My Fucking Bush” Guy

As an adult who is well into his 60s, I actually am pretty Team Your Boyfriend on this one. 20-year-olds already don’t give enough of a fuck about anything, probably because they know they aren’t going to live to see 22 (related links: FREE 2012 chat! Absolutely FREE!), but 20-year-old skateboarders? Fughettaboutit! They’re assholes! Sorry, 20-year-old skateboarders, but some of us finally have the distance and the perspective to recognize that your stoned self-absorption and shoulder-checking attitude is patently unacceptable. Also: THAT IS A BIKE LANE, GET OUT OF THERE. All of this being said: the other guy is still your boyfriend because squeaky-voiced being so angry about a fucking bush in front of a shoe store is the funniest. HIS FUCKING BUSH! PUT A RING ON IT! (Video via HighDefinite. Backstory via DailyWhat.)