Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow Will Sing Cee-Lo’s “Fuck You” On An Upcoming Episode Of Glee

We do not normally report on things that have not happened yet, because what do we look like, BLOGSTRADAMUS?! (I predict a BARF in all of our futures.) There just is nothing to say about a thing that hasn’t happened yet, for better or for worse. “That sounds good, but who knows!” “That sounds bad, but who knows!” The end. Cool! And now let’s talk about how bad LA traffic is! But this particular thing that has not happened yet does feature more than one Videogum Subject of Interest, and it seems that people will not stop sending it in as a tip until it is posted, and so we post. From Vulture:

During her forthcoming guest turn on [Glee], Gwyneth Paltrow will be performing the radio edit of Cee-Lo’s “Fuck You,” known as “Forget You.”

As someone who has never watched a single minute of an episode of Glee (zeit THIS geist), I will continue to honor the sacred oath I have vowed to my own well-being. (My body may not be a temple, but my body is certainly a rec room with a TV that does not get episodes of Glee? See you guys at this year’s Metaphories!) But our resident Gleexpert (that’s how the kids say it, excuse me, SEXT it, right?) Gabe Liedman will watch it. “This is good.” “This is bad.” WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS?! Besides this guy. (Thanks for the tip, Tim, Mary, Rebecca, and Daniel.)