BREAKING MOVIE NEWS FROM HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA, YOU GUYS. PLEASE STOP WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU ARE DOING AND SIT DOWN, BECAUSE THIS NEWS IS ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF YOUR FEET AND YOUR FEET OFF YOUR LEGS. FROM COMINGSOON.NET (VIA IWATCHSTUFF):
Judd Apatow has chosen his next project to write, direct and produce for Universal Pictures. The studio has set a release date of June 1, 2012 for the film being referred to as the “Untitled Judd Apatow Comedy.”
WHOA!!!!! THAT’S RIGHT, FOLKS, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. JUDD APATOW, WHOSE JOB IS WRITING AND DIRECTING AND PRODUCING MOVIES, HAS FINALLY DECIDED THAT HE WILL KEEP DOING HIS JOB. WE HAVE NO OTHER INFORMATION REGARDING THIS DECISION, BUT THIS OUGHT TO SILENCE ANYONE WHO WONDERED FOR SOME WEIRD REASON WHETHER OR NOT JUDD APATOW WAS GIVING UP THE MOVIE BUSINESS. HE IS NOT. PRETTY BIG NEWS. WE WILL CONTINUE, AS ALWAYS, TO PROVIDE YOU UP-TO-THE-MINUTE BREAKING COVERAGE OF PEOPLE’S BORING, VAGUE, BORDERLINE-MEANINGLESS WORK-RELATED DECISIONS.