Halloween Costume Open Thread

Duh Aficionado Magazine: this weekend is Halloween. Very niiiiiice! Did I just blow your mind with my BREAKING NEWS? So, what is everyone going to dress up as? This is your chance to share your secrets with the world! I know that telling people what your costume is before the BIG DAY is a little like the groom seeing the bride before they tape their episode of Bridezillas, but this is a safe place. You can also feel free to share the following information: favorite candy, Jack-O-Lantern designs, ghost stories, prime trick-or-treating routes, anti-Halloween RANTS, apple-bobbing strategies, Trauma-Rama, and basically anything Halloween related. This is it. “Gabe, not to tell you how to do your job, but isn’t this a website about movies and TV and YouTubes? Don’t get me wrong, I’m excited to tell everyone all about how I’m going to dress up like one of Ben Stiller’s twin boys in The Royal Tenenbaums, but you could you just please explain to me how this fits into the site’s general Mission Statement?” Sure. How about this: YOU CAN ALSO TALK ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE HORROR MOVIES. Boom. Now hush. And the next time you want to share with me your opinion with how I am doing my job, imaginary person that I just made up who represents overblown concerns that no one actually has because this is the Internet and there are no rules and who cares, I will make believe ask you!

Boo! Spooky! Comments!