TheDistantWarrior Is Our Generation’s CopperCab, And Fat People Are The New Gingers

YouTube user TheDistantWarrior would like people to stop making fun of fat people. Sure. People should stop that! Although I’m not sure that the Internet in general and YouTube in particular is the best place to make your case. Lots of ways for this to go south and fat I MEAN FAST. Then again, this appeal just might work, because TheDistantWarrior has A LOT of really compelling arguments:

Guys, stop making fun of fat people, and perhaps even more importantly, STOP FUCKING UP THE FRIES! Dude seriously needed to insert an “I rest my case” at the end there. Oh well. Something tells me he’ll be back, so hopefully he’ll remember to rest it next time. (Thanks for the tip, Benjamin.)