Leave Justin Bieber/This Kid Alone

Number of Times Someone Being Made Fun of on the Internet Has Turned to That Very Same Internet with an Emotional Appeal to Stop Being Made Fun Of: 134,695,449
Number of Times This Strategy Has Proven Successful: 0
Number of Times the Internet Has Used These Emotional Appeals to Make Even Harder Fun of Initial Target: 134,695,449

The numbers don’t lie, guys. Be smart. Throw your computers in the garbage can! (Via TheHighDefinite.)