Even Exciting Movie News Is Still Pretty Boring Roundup

It was announced today that Tom Hardy has been cast in a leading but unspecified role in Christopher Nolan’s Batman 3. And Damon Lindelof has finished a script for an Alien prequel that might star Natalie Portman. Neat. Of course, neither of these movies will even be out for 300,000,000 years, but what else are you going to think about? Work? Your own life? HAH!