After your boyfriend, Andrew Shirvell, took a leave of absence from the Michgan Attorney General’s office, you probably never thought you’d find anyone that you could love so much and be so devoted to ever again. But it’s like they say: when God closes an Andrew Shirvell, He opens a Jennifer Lynn Petkov. In addition to being your full-time lover, she is also grown woman in Trenton, MI, accused of harassing a 7-year-old girl with a degenerative brain condition. From WJBK:
TRENTON, Mich. – Her family says 7-year-old Kathleen Edward is in the final stages of a degenerative brain disorder diagnosed as Huntington’s Disease – the same disease which killed her mother, Laura, when she was only 24.
A neighbor who is feuding with the family admitted to posting grim depictions of Laura and Kathleen on Facebook, and also has a coffin hitched to a pick-up truck in front of the house – which the neighbor says is for a halloween decoration.
One photo depicts Laura in the arms of the grim reaper, while the other features Kathleen’s face above a set of crossbones.
“I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for harassing a 7-year-old girl with a degenerative brain condition.” — You
Obviously, that is horrible. A grown woman using Facebook to post deeply insensitive photographs about a child who is dying is insane and upsetting and oh, hello, 2012. BUT WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS FUCKING CUNT (who you date and love) ACTUALLY OPEN HER MOUTH!
Good God. Someone run to Meijer and pick up a family-pack of JAIL CELLS. What a horrible human being! And yet the worst part is that she is definitely a human being. Weird. They come in all shapes and sizes, I guess, even the most horrible shapes and miserable sizes. Please join the Jennifer Lynn Petkov Is Downriver Trash group on Facebook! Let us show her how the Internet works. (Thanks, for lack of a better term, for the tip, Chris.)