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The Porno Switcheroo Archives: Breakfast Cereal Sex Line

A common misconception about the Porno Switcheroo is that it is limited to visual mediums. While it is certainly true that the majority of Porno Switcheroos occur on VHS cassettes, ripped DVDs, and PowerPoint presentations, in fact, the Porno Switcheroo can be found all around us. It is in our home, in our cars, even in our offices. It is also in our charitable foundation telephone hotlines founded by NFL football players and advertised on the sides of cereal boxes.

I like when the woman complains about her daughter hearing the phone sex message at a FAMILY DINNER. Huh? Good family dinner. Just your closest loved ones and a box of novelty NFL cereal. “We should call this number, as soon as we are finished eating all this cereal.” I mean, it’s hard to make fun of someone for calling a number that they think is going to be to a charity hotline with the intention of probably donating money or even vaulable free time to alleviating the suffering of others, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try! (To make fun of them!) STUPID CEREALHEADS. (Via BuzzFeed. Thanks for the tip, Matthew.)