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E-Trade Is A Stupid Pussy

Uh, remember a billion years ago when Lindsay Lohan was suing E-Trade claiming that the reference to a “milkaholic” TALKING BABY named Lindsay in an advertisement was supposed to be making fun of her? And how we all laughed and laughed? Well, as usual, the laughter has died, because e-Trade settled the case (when they should have rested it) and gave Lindsay Lohan actual money for this SHIT. From TMZ:

The terms of the settlement are confidential — but we’re told Lindsay’s team is “very happy” with the results … and sources say Lindsay got some cash out of it.

As we previously reported, Lindsay claimed the stock trading company violated her rights by featuring a baby character named Lindsay who happens to be the “milkaholic” other woman in a baby love triangle.

Lindsay’s high-powered attorney Stephanie Ovadia tells TMZ, “The case between Lindsay and E*Trade has been settled … there is no further comment.”

Seriously, E-Trade? You settled a completely ridiculous and specious lawsuit filed by an unemployable drug addict? Sounds like someone has shorted THEIR BALLS. (“Shorting” is a financial term that means “something, who knows?”) Lame. E-Trade FAIL.