One Lord Of The Rings Trilogy Blu Ray DVD Giveaway To Rule Them Ugh

We don’t do a lot of giveaways around here, because giveaways can be kind of a hassle, and also how many Bones Season 4 rubber coin wallets do you guys really want? But when the offer came to host a giveaway for a complete set of the Lord of the Rings movies on Blu Ray DVD (available in stores now!), that actually seemed kind of appropriate. You guys are all a bunch of nerds! And nerds love these movies! The prize package includes the full trilogy, as well as a bunch of other junk that you will probably tell your friends you don’t even care about as you secretly get the poster framed and wear the New Zealand jade necklace (?) under your stained Funkin Gonuts shirt. Anyway, here is the complete list ONE lucky winner will receive:

    • The Fellowship Of The Ring Blu-ray disc
    • The Two Towers Blu-ray disc
    • The Return Of The King Blu-ray disc
    • Two Bookmarks
    • One New Zealand Jade Necklace
    • One Navy Blue Ornament
    • One deck of LOTR Playing Cards
    • One Travel Candle
    • One Poster

Neat! Obviously, you’re going to have to rake a BUNCH of extra lawns this season if you’re going to save up for a Blu Ray DVD player, but it’ll be worth it! So, here’s how to win: you know that part in the movie when Legolas is like “You have my bow,” and then Gimli is like “And my axe!”? You know that part? Uh, guess what, I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT PART. Just tell us what you would contribute to the Fellowship. (SEXT your response from inside your locker, where you have almost certainly been stuffed.) Whoever gets the most upvotes wins. Very easy. Very democracy. Winner will be announced in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Good luck!