That’s Your Boyfriend: “Dude, You Have No Quaran” Guy

Some new asshole (as opposed to the old asshole) tried to burn a Quaran this weekend, because it’s 2010, and the world has existed for long enough, time to tear it to the ground in a shrieking nightmare of hatred and fear. But then another guy, also kind of an asshole in his way, but also probably an American hero, who you are dating and are in love with, took the Quaran away from the first asshole and RODE AWAY ON HIS LONGBOARD. On his way to the shirt store, I’m guessing. But he didn’t leave without delivering a classic parting shot:

Hahahaha. So pitted. (Via Towleroad. Thanks for the tip, Steven.)