Sad Keanu Just Fucking With Us Now
You know what? He's probably not even sad. This is probably some kind of long con. He gets us all to feel bad for him, and to invite him into our homes for a cup of hot soup and some friendly conversation, and the next thing you know, he has moved into the guest bedroom. At first we just tell ...
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