Textees Seem Like A Product Every Jerk Should Have

Don’t you hate it when you’re SEXTING some girl but your fingers are too stupid and you get slapped in the face? PROBLEM SOLVED:

I’m not saying that a ridiculous looking thing you wear on your fingers in public that makes you look like an idiot isn’t going to make typing on a phone easier. Sometimes it is hard to type on these here phones! But I’m not sure that a Textee is actually going to solve the problem of you houndogging three different girls, and sending them the wrong sext message. At that point, it doesn’t really have very much to do with your inability to spell words, or sending a message before you’re finished. It’s just that your brain is dumb, and you’re an asshole. order NOWWW! (Thanks for the tip, Catherine.)