In this fall’s hotly contested election, political candidate Chris Young is really giving Basil Marceaux Dot Com a run for his money. Admittedly, Chris Young is running for mayor of Providence, Rhode Island, while Basil Marceaux Dot Com is seeking the office of Governor of Tennessee. Although, you have to admit, if any two candidates running for distinctly separate offices in completely different states could somehow make it so that they were campaigning against each other, it would definitely be Chris Young and Basil Marceaux Dot Com. Don’t doubt it. Anyway, after the jump, I have posted two clips of your candidate, Chris Young, doing everything in his power to get the voters of Rhode Island to recognize that he is the candidate for mayor who best represents their interests, as long as their interests are singing excruciating songs about Jesus using a mini-cassette recorder as musical accompaniment while incessantly whining about how the morning news producers wouldn’t let your guitarist into the studio, and interrupting a political debate to propose marriage to your long-time girlfriend. If those are your interests, and let’s be honest, they are probably your interests, then please vote for Chris Young for Mayor of Deeznuts in November.
I have to agree with Chris Young. I HOPE YOU LEARNED SOMETHING FROM THAT.
And here he is proposing marriage. Every girl’s dream, I’m sure.
Regardless of how the election plays out in November, I feel confident that Chris Young is going to win Mayor of Needing Someone to Talk to and Possibly Prescribe Medicine in a landslide. (Thanks for the tip, Candice, Joe, Benjamin, and Justin.)