Oh good. It has been nearly six months since mankind has made any improvements in blanket technology.
In the car? At the doctor’s office? In your parents’ bedroom? Yuck? During a drug deal? On a waterslide? During a drug deal on a waterslide? In the shower? At a surprise party for someone you don’t know that well? At the town garbage dump, dropping off your Slanket, Snuggie, and Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit? At work? At your desk? At work at your desk this morning? At work at your desk every morning starting this morning? (Via Arbroath.)