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Duh Aficionado Magazine: Nerds Will Always Be Nerds

As you know, the first of the two-part Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows movies will be released this November, followed by the second part next July. (SPOILER ALERT: MAGIC ISN’T REAL.) Obviously, lots of children are very excited about this. And some children are too excited about this. From ONTD:

The image depicting Harry letting Hedwig fly away included the following description from WB: “Everyone mounts up and leaves Privet Drive. Harry says goodbye to Hedwig.” So this does confirm that Harry lets Hedwig go prior to his departure.

Some MuggleNet readers are saying a leaked copy of the script reveals that Hedwig flies back to save Harry during the Seven Potter fights, and THEN she gets killed as she protects Harry.

WHUUUUUUUUUUT? Are you trying to tell me that there was a publicity still from the upcoming Harry Potter movie featuring the owl flying away, but something something nerds are always so mad something something magic something Hogwarts something SCANDAL? Obviously, we are all pretty excited to find out what happens to the mail owl in the high school movie!

REMINDER: nerds have until November 19th to have their Relax Pills prescription refilled.