Ben Quayle Would Like To Represent Arizona’s Snoreth District

Dan Quayle’s son, Ben, is running for Arizona congressman. Look out, Basil Marceaux Dot Com, there is a new Sherriff in Yikes Town.

Holy moly. That advertisement is like watching paint RUN FOR CONGRESS. Hey, Ben Quayle, you are seeking to gain the trust of voters at a time when anti-Washington political disenfranchisement is at a record high, and you carry the legacy of a total gumball for a father, so at the very least, how about DRINKING A RED BULL BEFORE YOU TURN THE CAMERA ON. Once you are actually AWAKE, then I suppose we can deal with figuring out what the hell you are even talking about. (Via TheAwl.)