The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Weird Baby O’Brien And/Or Cowell Body Nightmare

On the left is a photo that purportedly features a young Conan O’Brien doing lord knows what. After it was posted on the HollywoodReporter, he Twittered about it, which people seem to be taking as confirmation that it’s him, although personally I don’t take Twitters written by comedians (much less comedians with extra time on their hands) to be a reliable source for FACTS. But it’s probably him. Doing normal 18-year-old stuff? Meanwhile, on the right there is a photo of American Idol’s Simon Cowell preparing to board a yacht (via JustJared), hopefully so that he can sail out to the middle of the ocean and throw himself in because WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE HAIR ON HIS BODY? Both of these pictures are such mysteries! Caption them!

Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball.