It’s Shark Week! As we all know, you should live every week as if it’s Shark Week, but there’s still only one Official Shark Week, and that week is this week! In honor of that, let’s caption this shark right here. What’s his deal? What’s he thinking? What’s he saying? Or her. Excuse me. I’m no sharkcpert. You won’t see me at the graduation from Sharkiversity up on the dais in my gun metal gown giving out the fin-shaped diplomas. The point is: could be a man shark or a lady shark, I don’t know. So this caption contest will be a real case of he-shark said / she-shark said.
Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. (NOTE: “We’re gonna need a bigger Shark Week bag” is automatically disqualified on account of being unbeatable.)