Cop: You’re under arrest!
Citizen: What for?
Cop: Not dancing enough.
Citizen: Oh shoot. Well, I’ve done the crime, I deserve to do the time.
Cop: We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the easy way. We’re going to lock you up and throw away the key. I’m getting too old for this. The DA has been on my ass all week, I want your gun and your badge on my desk by five o’clock YESTERDAY.
Citizen: Are you OK? I think maybe you have danced too much?
Cop: DOUBLE JAIL FOR YOU!
And scene. Alternate joke: Good cop dance cop.