Justin Bieber Rides A Segway To Escape Gwyneth Paltrow’s New Single

Gwyneth Paltrow has released an honest to goodness musical single, “Country Strong,” from the soundtrack to her upcoming movie of the same name. It features her singing very earnestly about, like, dusty roads and cross-country bus trips, with a thick southern accent. Cool. Cool single. “Hi, where do you stock the cool singles?” That’s a question being heard in record stores across the country/WORLD. Of course, not EVERYONE is a fan. Justin Bieber, upon hearing the first few bars, jumped onto his Segway scooter and attempted to escape through the parking lot, being chased by dozens of screaming Gywneth Paltrow fans who wanted him to stay and listen to the rest of the song. Some of you might argue that these are two completely separate incidents, and that Justin Bieber’s Segway scooter escape through a parking lot has nothing to do with Gwyneth Paltrow’s weird new single that is just like, what? What is this? Who wants to listen to this? Someone smash that person’s Zune. (And thanks a lot, England, she was supposed to be yours now.)

But I think you will see, if you check out the surveillance tapes, the corollary relationship is distinct and real and incontrovertible:


I rest my case. (Via Vulture/Vulture.)