The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Orlando Bloom’s Honorary Degree

Orlando Bloom was awarded an honorary degree from the University of Kent in Canterbury, England today. He is now an honorary Bachelor of the Having a Pretty Face Arts. (No elfo.) Or maybe it is for Archery? Horseback Riding While Doing Archery? Ent Studies? I am not sure. I do know that he graduated Suma Cum Orcs. Get it? A little Lord of the RIngs humor for you Bloomheads out there. “I was up all night at the Legolasbrary cramming for the one test to test them all!” (Woof.) Granted, this picture is not quite as funny as this picture, but it is still pretty funny. I wonder if he’s going to make his family refer to him as “Doctor Bloom” from now on. “But, Orlando, you were only awarded an Honorary Bachelor’s degree, not an Honorary Doctorate. It makes no sense.” “Bloody shut up, mum.” Of course, in England, Honorary Bachelor’s degrees are called Honorary Lorries.

Winner will receive an honorary placement (get it? you get it) in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. (Image via JustJared.)