Glenn Beck For President, 2012!

Yikes. If anything, this ad might be TOO effective. George Washington was President? Good point! It’s weird that we haven’t kicked Barack Obama out of office and installed President Glenn Beck in his place right now. 2012? That is, like, a thousand years away! “Sorry, Mr. President, we know there’s usually a constitutional precedent for these kinds of things, but as you can see, this lady’s face.” Their website also makes a lot of very solid arguments. I found the MS Paint animation of Obama talking with a Radiohead voice about “shout outs to Uncle Sam” (?!) to be particularly effective. Also effective: bright pink zoot suit hats! (Thanks for the tip, Daniel.)