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Jeremy Piven FINALLY Breaks His Legendary Silence About His Nonsense Sushi Bullshit Lies (Which He Still Claims Are True)

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. If anything, this interview is not serious ENOUGH. Come on, Peter Travers, surely you can make your face even MORE solemn and grave. Obviously, you can’t get too mad at Jeremy Piven for being all Jeremy Piven-y all over the place. Would you ask the sun to stop pretending like its nonsense story about eating too much sushi was a real thing a full year after everyone had stopped even making jokes about it because the jokes weren’t funny anymore because they had completely worn out everyone’s willful suspension of disbelief? Would you ask the rain not to hairpiece? But Peter Travers is, supposedly, some kind of journalist or something. Surely he does not have to sit there and be like “A Mercury Level of 57? Oh no! Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your family during this difficult time, Dame Jeremy Piven.” And do not even get me started on the Biggie Smalls rap. Jeremy Piven is of the generation that needs to STOP IT. (Via Vulture.)