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What Should Be The Tagline For James Cameron’s 3D Black Eyed Peas Movie?

A 3D tour documentary about the Black Eyed Peas directed by James Cameron? A 3D tour documentary about the Black Eyed Peas directed by James Cameron. From the Guardian.co.uk:

Following his blockbuster film about tall blue aliens, James Cameron’s next movie has an even more ridiculous subject matter: the Black Eyed Peas. The Avatar director is to make a 3-D documentary about the band, according to Will.I.Am.

“We have the biggest director, because we are the biggest group on the planet,” Will.I.Am told Vibe magazine, with typical modesty. The project doesn’t seem like it will take much science-fiction “world-building” – it’s a concert movie, “based around [the Peas’] tour activities”. As if to assuage fears that one gigantic arena gig looks just like any other, the group’s frontman also promises the film will have a “dope” story.

Ugh. I’m sure Will.i.am is right and this movie will have a very “dope” story. I hope a Terminator shows up and CHANGES THE FUTURE. But, so, you guys, what should the tagline for this movie be? Keep in mind, this is a very good movie. Here are a few suggestions:

  • The Cradle of Barf

OK, nevermind, the tagline for James Cameron’s 3D Black Eyed Peas movie should be “the Cradle of Barf.” Done. (Thanks for the tip, Westley.)