Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

I wish there were a machine that could replace all of the blood in my nervous system with barbecue sauce. Admittedly, that would almost certainly kill me. If it wasn’t barbecue sauce’s inability to transport oxygen to my vital organs, then at the very least, I do not trust barbecue sauce as an effective immune system against disease. The T-cell counts in barbecue sauce are EMBARRASSINGLY LOW. But what a delicious death, am I right, you guys? Since the technology simply isn’t there yet for my blood to be replaced with sauce, I am going to have to do my best the old fashioned way this weekend: by eating all of the barbecue. It takes longer than the machine I just made up, but the result is the same. R.I.P. me. At least I died doing what I loved.

After the jump, the five Highest Rated Comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated Comment, the winner of this week’s World Cup Nose Pick Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice:

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 topknot | Jun 28th Score:85

Looks like this trailer is having troubles uploading pictures too.

Posted in: Facebook: The Movie Trailer, You Guys
#4 Max the King of All Wild Things | Jun 25th Score:92

Yeah. Like the guy in the 700 dollar jeans is going to wait in line with the people who don’t make that in two weeks? C’MON!

Posted in: In Defense Of Jason Bateman

Lauren Matson | Jun 25th Score:97

I don’t know how to make photoshopped images/gifs of things, but if I did, right here I would put a gif of Jason Bateman with his head down while the Charlie Brown song played, and you would all give me about +7 upvotes for the Arrested Development reference.

Posted in: In Defense Of Jason Bateman
#2 Bookface | Jul 1st Score:115

Forgetting Sarah Palin

Posted in: Best New Party Game 27: Patriotic Movies
#1 duncan | Jun 25th Score:163

I hadn’t realised this before but ‘Wise Downvote’ is an anagram of ‘Steve Winwood’…

Posted in: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

[Ed. note: Good week. Have a great weekend, everyone.]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 Gabe | Jun 29th Score:-53
If it makes you feel any better, I have actually read all of the Harry Potter books (as an adult!) but I will never read any of the Twilight books. Because give me a break. Incidentally, I really like books four and five, but then the series went down hill for me. I just stopped caring, and also JK Rowling’s attempts to make you feel like you were part of an entire universe, but a universe that still only consisted of, like, half a dozen characters, did not work for me (as an adult!). And the movies honestly stink. They are bad movies. Except for the third one, which was great. Alfonso Cuarón should have directed all of them.
Posted in: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 Is Our Generation’s Bethenny Getting Married?

[Ed. note: You guys mad!]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

[Ed. note: Congratulations, Godsauce. You earned it!]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

[Ed. note: This is just very well done. Solid craftsmanship. SEE YOU GUYS NEXT TUESDAY!]