Over the weekend, the United States was eliminated from the World Cup. Oh boo hoo. They are not very good at soccer! That game against Ghana? That was a bad game. Even if they had managed to win, they would have gotten crushed by, I don’t know, any of the other teams? Ghana wasn’t very good either, so stop smirking Ghana. But now that we are in the quarter-finals it does seem like things are getting more interesting. That penalty shoot-out between Japan and Paraguay this morning? What an exciting penalty shoot out! Speaking of penalties, here is footage (via Dlisted) of German soccer manager Joachim Loew picking his nose and then eating it while Germany demolished England 4-1 on Sunday. VERY SUPERIOR RACE OF YOU, JOACHIM LOEW. Eye on the prize, I’m sure.
So: caption it! WHAT IS HIS BOOGERS THINKING? (Sorry.) Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!