Meet The Little Fockers, Or Don’t, Who Cares

Teaser trailer for Meet The Little Fockers, you guys:

Sure. Whatever. This exists now. I am curious if there are actually people out there who just cannot wait to see what is going to happen next with this family. “It’s riveting stuff. I just wish the movies came out more often.” I mean, there are probably those people. It’s kind of like how they say that there is porn for every fetish you can think of (just kidding mom, I don’t even talk to people). There are superfans for every garbage movie you can think of. Someone in this world is a diehard Chronicles of Riddick fan, and someone in this world has an attic filled wall-to-wall with Meet the Parents merch. “It’s sort of my private sanctuary away from the hustle and bustle of an uncaring world, where I can just be me.” Personally, I just don’t understand what the dramatic tension is at this point. “No, you see, he really doesn’t get along with his father-in-law, and he keeps getting into embarrassing situations with him.” “OK, but, he did marry the daughter, right?” “Oh, yes, they got married and have kids now.” “And he’s a grown adult man with a job and health insurance and owns his own home and takes care of his family and stuff?” “Yes.” “So why doesn’t he just relax. Who cares if some old man doesn’t like him very much?” “But there’s a Viagara joke in it!”

Like I said: sure. Whatever.