Snoop Dogg Recorded A True Blood Song, Like, For Real

Oh wow. Oh no! “Oh Sookie”:

This is easily the best thing that has ever come out of True Blood. Obviously. Because that show is stupid and terrible, and this is stupid and AMAZING. “Leave a stain on your brain, can a Dogg get some love, won’t trick you like Eric and make you drink blood. [Hahahahha!] Sookie Stack-house, but Snoopie stack a [grip?], Sam ain’t a man he done turned into a bitch. [Whoa!] Bill ain’t for real, he ain’t true blood, Snoop is a G, I smoke true bud.” UNBELIEVABLE! Also: “Bring your best friend, Tara, I have some Eggs for her to eat.” Gross. But perfect. So, this is basically Snoop Dogg’s “Miracles.” But about vampires. On HBO. (Thanks for the tip, Milpool and Cat Smack.)