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Breakfast Club Porn Parody Actually Looks Better Than Most Hollywood Remakes

It is nice to see that the pornographic adaptation of The Breakfast Club avoided the thorny issue of setting a porn in high school (because if there is one thing that porn enthusiasts all agree upon, it is a solemn and universal respect for legal ages) lest their movie starring 35-year-olds in pageboy wigs be accused of walking the child pornography line (Hi, Perez!) by setting it in college. You know how it is in college: SO MUCH DETENTION!

“Are you coming to the fraternity party tonight?”
“I can’t. I have to go to detention for the whole day.”
“Oh no. Well, look on the bright side, maybe you will have sex with someone on a table. You know, when you are in detention. At college.”
— Typical Conversation Overheard On Any Campus.

Whatever, I would still rather see this than, say, this. For a few reasons! JUST KIDDING MOM, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT SEEING SOMETHING MEANS! (Via ByronCrawford.)