Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

You guys, Chace Crawford was arrested last night for marijuana possession! You think you know a teen hearththrob and then they go and do something like this. Now all the kids who look up to him (so many kids, I bet) are going to try and get arrested for marijuana possession so that they can be like their favorite actor. It’s really unbelievable. Nate Archibald! Marijuana! I’m just kidding, mom. I don’t even know what marijuana is! But I definitely think that whatever it is, everyone who even knows what it is should definitely be in jail. That seems like the only reasonable and appropriate response. Luckily, none of us know what it is. But let’s have an extra safe weekend and not even look it up in the dictionary. Remember: knowledge is a gateway to prison.

After the jump, the five Highest Rated Comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated Comment, the winner of this week’s Hugh Jackman on a Scooter Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 duncan | Jun 2nd Score:83

did you guys see the highest rated youtube comment?

#4 paperstreetsoap | May 28th Score:85

What homosexual would be caught dead in a “brown shirt”?

Posted in: Hitler And All The Nazis Were All Homos, Says Some Fucking Asshole
#2 werttrew | Jun 1st Score:107

“Fake and gay” –surprisingly accurate YouTube commenter

Posted in: Duh Aficionado Magazine: McDonald’s Is Bad For Gay People, Too

Ed. note: You guys were commenting up a storm this week, especially considering that we are in the dog days of summer. These are the dog days of summer, right? Sure they are. The thing is, we have to stick together if we are going to make it through this miserable season that everyone hates. It’s just more important than ever that we stay in our dark, stuffy rooms staring at our computers right now. Very very important. So good work, all of us, because we definitely appear to be doing that.

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

Hit_Girl | May 28th Score:-33
Dear Gabe,

I don’t believe stealing is wrong. (I’ll just leave it at that) In nature, if a cheetah is eating a dead gazelle and a lion comes along and STEALS that dead gazelle it’s not stealing it’s “life”. LIFE! Science proves it. The End.

Posted in: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Ed. note: Oof, you again? And this still? At this point it is hard to know if you are joking and fucking with me, or serious and fucking retarded. In either case, this is painfully stupid. Please get real, sir/ma’am.

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

mydaughter’sname69 | Jun 2nd Score:67

“It’s a good thing my backpack and cargo shorts pockets are stuffed with condoms, because I am going to be needing all of them.”

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Hugh Jackman On A Razor Scooter

Ed. note: Congratulations, mydaughter’sname69. You earned it!

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

Steve Winwood | Jun 1st Score:64

You think THAT’S bad!? You should have seen the earlier version of this ad with Grimace and the Hamburglar arguing about who loved the new Sex and the City movie MORE.

Posted in: Duh Aficionado Magazine: McDonald’s Is Bad For Gay People, Too

Ed. note: I would just like to commend Steve Winwood on what seems to be a gradual transition towards productive and contributive commenting, rather than antagonistic trolling. I particularly enjoy the current inside joke of people saying that certain women under discussion are pretty, and Steve Winwood’s response of “NOOOOOO!” Of course, I fear that by rewarding and acknowledging Steve Winwood’s contributions to the community, it will only provoke him towards a regressive commenting attitude. But maybe not? I hope not! Hi, new Steve Winwood!