You guys, Chace Crawford was arrested last night for marijuana possession! You think you know a teen hearththrob and then they go and do something like this. Now all the kids who look up to him (so many kids, I bet) are going to try and get arrested for marijuana possession so that they can be like their favorite actor. It’s really unbelievable. Nate Archibald! Marijuana! I’m just kidding, mom. I don’t even know what marijuana is! But I definitely think that whatever it is, everyone who even knows what it is should definitely be in jail. That seems like the only reasonable and appropriate response. Luckily, none of us know what it is. But let’s have an extra safe weekend and not even look it up in the dictionary. Remember: knowledge is a gateway to prison.
After the jump, the five Highest Rated Comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated Comment, the winner of this week’s Hugh Jackman on a Scooter Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.
This Week’s Highest Rated Comments
Ed. note: You guys were commenting up a storm this week, especially considering that we are in the dog days of summer. These are the dog days of summer, right? Sure they are. The thing is, we have to stick together if we are going to make it through this miserable season that everyone hates. It’s just more important than ever that we stay in our dark, stuffy rooms staring at our computers right now. Very very important. So good work, all of us, because we definitely appear to be doing that.
This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment
Ed. note: Oof, you again? And this still? At this point it is hard to know if you are joking and fucking with me, or serious and fucking retarded. In either case, this is painfully stupid. Please get real, sir/ma’am.
This Week’s Caption Contest Winner
Ed. note: Congratulations, mydaughter’sname69. You earned it!
This Week’s Editor’s Choice
Ed. note: I would just like to commend Steve Winwood on what seems to be a gradual transition towards productive and contributive commenting, rather than antagonistic trolling. I particularly enjoy the current inside joke of people saying that certain women under discussion are pretty, and Steve Winwood’s response of “NOOOOOO!” Of course, I fear that by rewarding and acknowledging Steve Winwood’s contributions to the community, it will only provoke him towards a regressive commenting attitude. But maybe not? I hope not! Hi, new Steve Winwood!