A Benefit For Stephen Baldwin

Remember the movement to Restore Stephen Baldwin? Or do you not remember because your mind is still broken? In any case, if you live in the New York area, I would like to tell you about a very special event happening in Brooklyn tomorrow night. It is a Benefit for Stephen Baldwin, hosted by Patrick Borelli and Jon Benjamin, with performances by Eugene Mirman, Jon Glaser, Jenny Slate, Kurt Braunohler, Kristen Schaal, David Rees, and more. (In the effort of full disclosure, because of how journalism works, my friend Max Silvestri and I have made a video for this event, but that is the least of this event’s appeals.) The best part is: all the proceeds go to help A DIFFERENT Stephen Baldwin. Because, come on, seriously, Stephen Baldwin is a mentally disturbed Hollywood celebrity. He does not require charitable donations from ordinary citizens. A man named Stephen Baldwin who runs a PARROT RESCUE, however, could use the money. To help the parrots. And, of course, you will be making a hefty donation to your own HAVING FUN BANK.

More information, and tickets available for pre-order, here.