Let’s Pool Our Money And Make A Movie With James Franco

You guys, remember yesterday when I was joking about how we should pool our money and buy Casey Affleck’s fake movie that is the fakest about how fake Joaquin Phoenix is? Haha, that was fun. But this time I am serious, let’s pool our money and make a short film with James Franco. For one thing, it is for charity. For two things, it is not that expensive!

826 Valencia is thrilled to offer you a chance to Make a Movie with James Franco! For only $25, you can enter to win a chance to collaborate with actor/writer/director James Franco on a short film starring you. Are we kidding? No! We aren’t kidding! This is a drop-jaw amazing opportunity. And yes, you can buy more than one ticket.

The drawing will be held on Monday, May 24, 2010. All proceeds support our free student programming at 826 Valencia. The film will be shot in San Francisco, date and time TBD. Some restrictions apply.

Can you imagine? Videogum and the star of Annapolis, ON THE BIG SCREEN? What would the movie be about, though? We know that at the end, the main character wakes up, and it turns out that it had all just been a dream. But what was the dream?! I’m thinking something along the lines of this. James Franco IS Frank Pacholski.