Chelsea Handler Sex Tape Thread Or Animals Eating Birthday Cake Thread

Chelsea Handler has a sex tape, according to RadarOnline. And it sounds really great:

The tape, which was made nearly a decade ago after Chelsea moved to Los Angeles starts out with Chelsea turning on the camera in what appears to be her apartment. During the first part of the tape, Chelsea is fully clothed in her work uniform. She begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before suddenly cutting to Chelsea and her male partner engaging in an explicit sex act.

Ew. Also, what? Stand-up routine? Gooood sex tape. “Can you turn this sex tape off please, it’s TOO sexy.” Apparently, after the filmed sexual act is completed, Chelsea DOES MORE STAND-UP. It’s weird that she is the host of a late night talk show and not a hugely successful porno star. Anyway, look, we can talk about the Chelsea Handler sex tape in the comments, if you want, or we can post pictures of animals eating birthday cake (or animals ruining birthday cakes with their feet). I’m not going to tell you what to do, although I definitely know which of those options I would prefer.