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Oh Good, The Curb Your Enthusiasm Porno Parody Trailer

A few months ago, we learned that Hustler was making a porno parody of Curb Your Enthusiasm (and also The Soup?), but today we get our first (mostly SFW actually) glimpse of what this thing is actually going to look like (when we all watch it?):

L-O-L? S-E-X? I don’t know what to do! HELLLLLLLP!

It is smart that they gave all of the porno characters the exact same names and even also nicknames as the characters on the actual show. I hate when a porno parody will be like “Larry Dickvid” and “Wanda Sucks.”* And this way you can really imagine what it would be like if Larry David was doing it. OH GOOD! FINALLY! But altogether this seems like a pretty bad parody. It certainly captures the awkwardness of the original (I’m going to say that this is actually MORE awkward) but there isn’t a single scene in which someone is screaming at Porno Larry for no good reason? “Larry, you asshole, I told you to get a gallon of milk, not a half gallon!” (Classic Curb Your Enthusiasm argument.) Although, to be fair, maybe they just couldn’t include the screaming scenes because it would conflict with YouTube’s user agreement, if you know what I mean. Wink sex wink. Anyway: surprise, this is gross. (Via HipsterRunoff.)

*Just kidding, obviously I love it when a porno parody does that. A rare miss, Curb Your Enthusiasm porno parody.