Restore Stephen Baldwin Is REAL!


Oh man. Oh MAN! What? WHAT?! Goooooood charitable movement.

“We’re all quitting what we’ve been doing and doing this now.”
–Everyone at Habitat for Humanity

The only thing that REALLY confuses me about this is how it is possible that this video has been up since last December and still only has 1,400 views. OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE. God needs our help, because I guess He is embarrassed? And the way to help him is to send a small charitable donation to Stephen Baldwin via some dude somewhere.


There is a Q&A on the website (which is so real, if anything it is TOO real) that I will let you read for yourself, but there are some supergood Q’s on there, like:

  • Q- Why doesn’t his family help him?
  • Q- Why does Stephen need personal wealth?
  • Q- How much money does he need?
  • Q- Is this about the economy?
  • Q- Am I saying that Stephen is equal to Job in his faith?
  • Q- Is the site secure for credit cards?

Very good questions. And you will all be happy to know that the answer to the last question is YES! The site is “as secure as any major online store.”

You should really listen to a radio interview with the founder of Restore Stephen Baldwin after the jump. NO SPOILERS, but it all started with an episode of CELEBRITY APPRENTICE:

Oh look, celebrity endorsements!

The cool thing about this movement is that it is DEFINITELY going to work. I actually heard that they’re doing an emergency re-edit of Iron Man 2 and CGI’ing Stephen Baldwin’s restored face over Robert Downey Jr.’s hell face. Just kidding. The movement to restore Stephen Baldwin is determined to get him to the height of his career BEFORE his Christianity turned him into a Hollywood laughingstock. Which I think means that we are all working together to get Threesome 2: The Streets off the ground. And also Biodome 2: Cradle of Life. If you or anyone that you love is interested in donating to Stephen Baldwin and helping to restore him, whatever that means, please click below:

Thank you thank you thank you for the tip, Nathan.