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TV Hat Is For Jerks!

WANT TO KNOW MORE? HERE ARE SOME GREAT “BENEFITS” OF THE TV HAT FROM THE TV HAT WEBSITE:

• Fits Most MP3 Players Including the iPod® and iPhone®
• Great for the Whole Family
• Virtual Reality Experience for Gamers
• Clear Glare Free Studio for Photographers

Ed. note: Seriously? Virtual Reality Experience? These guys know it’s 2010, Lawnmower Man came out on VHS over 42 years ago, and the Nintendo Virtual Boy was a total flop, right? Also, Clear Glare Free Studio for Photographers? Sure. Art!

BUT WHAT DOES THE TV HAT INCLUDE?

• Neck Protector
• Choice of Cap or Visor

WHO WEARS TV HAT?
• Jerks

If I ever see someone wearing TV Hat at the gym, I am going to tie their shoelaces together. Although it does look like a great gadget to have when you are on vacation in a green screen. Can you believe it’s only $19.99? It has a magnifying glass in it! And it makes you look like a lunatic! You’ll never have to talk to your shitty family again. TV Hat now comes with Brawndo™ Feedbag Accessory. (Thanks for the tip, Andrew.)