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What Group That Self-Identifies As Being “Awful” Should Live In A Crappy House On TV Next?!

Reader teevee sent in a tip about a website looking to cast a reality show that is basically Jersey Shore but with people from Boston called Wicked Summer. What a neat world we live in full of interesting, original ideas that are intended to educate as well as entertain! The description on the casting sheet says:

You come from all over–Gloucester, Worcester, South End, Charlestown, Chicopee and South Swansea. You share a love for muscle cahs, hair products and little necks on the frickin half shell. You don’t take sh*t from nobody–least of all each othah. You believe in God, family, the Red Sox and partying!!

You’ll pahty on the beaches of the Cape where cases of Narragansett Light are on every Celtics towel next to a bottle of baby oil and a can of hair spray!

You ready to live togethah, laugh togethah, drink togethah and love togethah?

“That show sounds purrrrrrfect.”
–Cat

You know that you are part of an awesome subculture when people basically call you an asshole to get you interested in something. “Hey, you’re terrible, I bet you are going to love this.” “Thanks for the heads up, bro, I am terrible, and I do love that.” So, now that America is getting a peak inside the real life of ALL Italian-Americans and is about to get a look at what it’s really like when people stop being faggots and start getting drunk, what group that self-identifies as being “awful” should live in a crappy house on TV in order to make a career out of the nightmare choices they’ve made in life next?!

  • Frat boys
  • White supremacists
  • Tea baggers
  • Spencer and Heidi Montag
  • Jews
  • Women
  • Just kidding Jews and Women!
  • Pop Culture Bloggers

Human beings come in all shapes and sizes, but if TV is to be believed, they mostly come in asshole.