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A Friendly Reminder: VIDEOGUM’s 2ND BIRTHDAY PARTY IS TOMORROW NIGHT LOLOL :D!

Hey, you guys, just a friendly reminder (super friendly, almost too friendly, really) that tomorrow night is Videogum’s 2nd Birthday Party. If it feels like we are making a big deal about this, it’s just that we are really excited! And we would really like you to join us! And also, no offense, but maybe YOU should relax. Is it really such a problem that some of us still have the capacity for joy and enthusiasm in this world and don’t spend all of our time moping in the kitchen in our brother’s hand-me-down sweatpants drinking strawberry milk out of the carton and wondering why we didn’t get that junior associate marketing job three years ago?

I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have gone off like that. This is a time of celebration! And you are better off WITHOUT THAT STUPID JOB!

The point is, the party is at Brooklyn Bowl in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, New York. It starts at 7:00 PM and it goes until question mark. There are going to be snacks (I promise!) and margarita specials (AYE CARUMBA!) and friendship. Unfortunately, baby monsters, tiny little babies with baby fangs dressed in baby clothes curled up in baby eggs clustered together in a babies’ nest at the heart of some forest cave somewhere, this event IS 21-and-over. Such is the world of adults. Just wait a few years, you guys. Being an adult is so awesome. I mean, there’s also the minor issue of your body collapsing under the weight of its own decay, and nearly daily emotional breakdowns as you constantly measure the ways in which your life has not met your expectations. But, you know, entry to blog parties is NO PROBLEMO.

Anyway, see you tomorrow, yes? And if you wear the same outfit as me I will cut your face. RSVP HERE.