The TWSS Archives: Tiger Woods’s “Took It In” Moment

Date: April 5, 2010
Time: Unknown
Location: CNN Headline News
Source: FAILblog
Description: Disgraced professional athlete used TWSS during first press conference after highly-anticipated return to sport-of-choice. Even under normal circumstances, TWSS would be notable for its classic structure and trademark lack of self-awareness. In this particular instance, TWSS is particularly potent due to the explicit sexual nature of said athlete’s scandals. It is the verbal equivalent of someone with an eating disorder tripping on an uprooted piece of cement and falling into a pile of donuts. (For the Best Metaphor Archives.) FILE UNDER: Extra-Strength TWSS.