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Uh, Philippines? Genocidal Dictators Are Not The Same As Bad Breath.

Advertising Executive 1: We need to come up with an advertising campaign for mouthwash in the Philippines.
Advertising Executive 2: Hmmm. Mouthwash. OK. Well, people hate bad breath, right?
Advertising Executive 1: Oh boy, yeah. They hate it!
Advertising Executive 2: Well, what is another thing people hate?
Advertising Executive 1: Splinters.
Advertising Executive 2: True. Yes. But what is something people hate more than splinters?
Advertising Executive 1: Existential terror.
Advertising Executive 2: I am not sure that will read in a 30 second TV spot. Although, I think you’re onto something. No, people hate genocidal dictators.
Advertising Executive 1: Oh man, I hate those guys!
Advertising Executive 2: Everyone does!
Advertising Executive 1: Genocidal dictators are the worst!
Advertising Executive 2: Yes. Now all we need to do is compare bad breath to a genocidal dictator and our mouthwash to a thing that stops genocidal dictators from murdering innocent people for political crimes.

Advertising Executive 1: Nailed it!
Advertising Executive 2: Bartender, a round of bubble teas for me and my friend here.

(Via Copyranter.)