Videogum

http://www.biebergum.com

Yikes. Honestly, I would love to make some kind of promise to you about how Videogum refuses the spread of Justin Bieber’s bowl-headed totalitarianism, and that we will stand firm against this 4’2″ lesbian and her threats to take over the Internet. But I make no such promise. If Bieber’s buying, Videogum is FOR SALE. It’s Bieber’s world, I just want some money in it.

P.S. This is not an April Fool’s Joke because I am an adult and I hate pranks. I would genuinely love for Justin Bieber to buy this website! Low to high millions! (Video via RobHuebel.livejournal.com.)