Relax, James Franco

This guy can’t get enough Advanced College! From the HuffingtonPost:

The Yale Herald reports that heartthrob James Franco will become one of Hollywood’s most-degreed actors by enrolling in Yale’s English Ph.D program.

Our sources tell us he’ll be here starting in September, though lucky Yalies may see him around campus in the coming weeks for admitted students events. Franco was on campus earlier this academic year for a Berkeley College Master’s Tea, causing a huge commotion among the ladies, the gays and the soap-opera fans.

The Yale Daily News reached Franco’s manager by phone, who confirmed that while Franco was accepted to Yale and it is his first-choice school, but he has not committed to attending.

Well, at least we know that when James Franco gets an Advanced College degree, he puts it to good use. Wait a second, Yale has COMPETING STUDENT NEWSPAPERS? In the rush to stay on the James Franco Has Too Many Degrees story, I totally overlooked the Yale Has Too Many Student Newspapers story. Relax, Yale!